Raised by Neglect. Powered by Caffeine. Funny Graphic T-Shirt
If your personality runs on sarcasm and your day runs on coffee, this tee was made for you. Featuring the bold phrase "Raised by Neglect. Powered by Caffeine." in a vintage typewriter-inspired font, this shirt is perfect for anyone who appreciates dark humor, dry wit, and a little unapologetic honesty.
Whether you're grabbing your morning coffee, running errands, or hanging out with friends, this graphic tee delivers effortless comfort with just the right amount of attitude. It's a conversation starter, a relatable joke, and a wardrobe staple all in one.
Features
- Premium Gildan Softstyle® 64000 unisex t-shirt
- Front graphic reads: "Raised by Neglect. Powered by Caffeine."
- Made with soft, lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors)
- Classic unisex fit with a comfortable crew neckline
- Ribbed knit collar helps maintain its shape
- Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape for added durability
- Seamless sides for a cleaner fit and improved comfort
- Pearlized tear-away label for irritation-free wear
Fabric Content
- Solid Colors: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton
- Heather Colors: 35% Ring-Spun Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Sport Grey & Antique Colors: 90% Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Graphite Heather: 50% Ring-Spun Cotton / 50% Polyester
Perfect For
- Coffee lovers
- Fans of sarcastic and dark humor
- Introverts with a sense of humor
- Everyday casual wear
- Birthday gifts
- Christmas gifts
- White elephant exchanges
- Friends, coworkers, and anyone powered by caffeine
Ethically Made
Made using ethically grown and harvested U.S. cotton, this shirt is produced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol and is OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for quality and safety.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron directly on the design
- Do not dry clean
Please Note
- Due to the fabric properties, the White color option may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white.
- Sleeve prints and neck labels (when applicable) are produced using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing technology.
- Colors may vary slightly due to different monitor and screen settings.
Whether you're shopping for yourself or searching for the perfect gift for the caffeine-fueled, sarcasm-loving person in your life, this tee is guaranteed to get laughs and turn heads.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean